About

Meet Jen

Jen is a 26 year old British girl who neither sounds like Daphne from Frasier, Kiera Knightly or Helen Mirren.  Shocking, but very true.  Her favourite response when you speak to her is not “OMG, you’re British, you sound so British”.  Whilst this is true, you may be surprised to learn that Jen already knows that she is British…and in all honesty, so should you.

Jen talks far too much and is more than capable of holding a conversation, whether other people are involved or not.  Jen is highly confident in conversing on many topics including how to get your own way (with pretty much anything), her impending marriage to Ed Westwick and all things vagina.

Day-To-Day

Jen’s work colleagues regularly use her as a guinea pig – her most recent task was to learn how to catheterise a rubber vagina.  This was a success and if you ever require a catheter Jen will be more than happy to oblige.

The Internets

Jen loves the internet like a lover, not a brother, and they spend many hours together.  If Jen and the internet were ever to break up she would mostly miss being able to Wikipaedophile Chase Crawford (and other young men).

Note:  Jen has a fulltime job but spends 80% of her time on the internet

You can find Jen in many places on the internet.  She’s on all the regular Social Media sites (see the sidebar!), is part of the admin team for 20sb, dabbles in blog set-up  and design and if you search really hard you might find some inappropriate photos of her via Google (when I say “might”, you probably wont, but it’s probably worth a go) from Christmas 2002.

Jen is basically awesome – and one syllabul names are the quickest / easiest name to say.  Jen’s trying to make your life easier!

(Please remember Jen is British / English and therefore her spelling of words is in fact always correct.)