Do you ever wake up the morning after the night before and struggle to understand where you left your hangover?
This has been happening often lately. I got out of bed this morning to find 3 empty bottles of wine, an empty Malibu bottle and several other bottles scattered around my kitchen. Along with 4 empty pizza boxes. So it figures that I should be hungover, right? I mean, I almost (almost!) feel ripped off. What is the point of getting so drunk you know you’re going to feel rough the next day? Having a hangover gives you a bonafide reason to stay in your PJs all day and watch trashy TV.
I feel cheated. CHEAT I TELL YOU. Not that I’d complain too much as in all honesty I’m pretty sure I’d be borderline miserable if I actually had a hangover.
So I got up, put on some clean PJs and settled in for a day on the internet making plans, eating a whole bag of cookies and wasting time…because what else do you do when you’d planned for a hangover?
What did you do last night?





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Ummmmm….no sympathy here. I get hungover if I have more than one glass of wine.
HOWEVER…. Sometimes I feel myself getting sick (generally, not when drunk. I can see I might need a clarification there)…. like a tickle in my throat, or a stuffy nose, and I can’t wait to be REALLY sick so I can take a day off. When my damn immune system comes to the rescue and I never actually get that sick day I was planning, let’s just say I’m pissed.