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I went and did my grocery shopping (hahah) in my parents garden, came home and decided I wanted to bake something.  The only thing I had all the ingredients for were apple flapjacks: Ingredients 250g (8oz) butter 250g (8oz) caster sugar 175g (6oz) golden syrup 425g (14oz) porridge oats 2 apples, peeled and chopped   [...]

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So I want to be a better blogger.  Good plan, right?  Well sometimes I struggle.  Ok, ok, maybe we should just scrap that first bit because to be a better blogger I probably shouldn’t admit that I’m bad at it whilst I’m trying to entertain you with a post, right? Let’s re-start. Hi, I’m Jen and I’m awesome.  Wait….what?  Too [...]

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“If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water.” -Loran Eisley

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March 19, 2011

Blame it on the Alcohol

Do you ever wake up the morning after the night before and struggle to understand where you left your hangover? This has been happening often lately.  I got out of bed this morning to find 3 empty bottles of wine, an empty Malibu bottle and several other bottles scattered around my kitchen.  Along with 4 [...]

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March 12, 2011

It’s Day’s Like Today

- that you realise just how lucky you are – that you appreciate everyone around you – that you stop whining about all the inconsequential bullsh*t – that you remember just because something isn’t happening on your doorstep that it still has an effect on you – that you realise there are massive drawbacks to [...]

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March 3, 2011

I Had a Birthday

Do I look older?  I sound older…as in when you say my age…not literally.  Like my voice hasn’t dropped like a teenage boy’s or anything…panic over! But when people say my age out loud I find it offensive and I’m all “what the deuce!?”…but I still feel like a 16 year old.  Bonus for me. [...]

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February 17, 2011

Sleepless Nights

Do you ever go to bed early on a Sunday evening thinking that it might help the week go smoother?  Except it’s 10pm and you’re in bed and you can’t sleep because there’s, what sounds like, a B52 bomber sleeping next to you and all you want to do is put a pillow over its [...]

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GANGING.  Not GAGGING.  What’s wrong with you?  Sheesh!  Pervert. Anyhow, the world is literally killing me right now.  My laptop dies every hour, at least, in amongst it freezing or having what I only describe as seizures.  Seriously.  It needs to be medicated. So my laptop’s issues (it’s like a highly sensitive pubescent teenager girl) [...]

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