Don’t Annoy a Brit – We’re Exceptionally Good At Stern Emails

I shall let the email talk for itself

I am freely available for all your emailing needs!

You’re welcome.

Disclaimer:  We most definitely do not make a habit of this kind of email, and this one was in fact the first to a client.  If you need a new web design, but I’ve made you think twice about using us, we can provide excellent references.

Footnote:  I was on my 3rd glass of wine as I wrote this.