Going…Going…GONE!

by Jen on January 12, 2010

On the intranet at work we have a notice board.  On the notice board people tend to sell things.  Every now and then I’ll take a sneak peek to waste 5 minutes see if there is anything I am in desperate need of!

 

Today was a shocking day.  Clearly someone has had a bad Christmas.  For sale we have the following goods (all from the same person)…

 

For sale. Never worn ivory wedding dress, size 20. Beautiful detail on bust, strapless, full skirt, no train. Was £545 will except £245 ono.

Size 10 – claret/wine colour full length bridesmaid dress. Bought from Debenhams.  £50 ono
Headband – Beaded with claret/wine and pearl beads. £3 or free with Dress.

 
Size 3 – White satin wedding sandals with sensible half block heal about 1.5/2″ high. Never worn, still boxed. Can be dyed to suit any dress colour. £20

Excellent condition engagement / dress ring in 9 carat white gold. Size N. Diamond 1/10th of a carat. Cost £145 new, willing to sell for £100 or offer.
Ideal gift.

Tomy Premier Advance Baby Montitors Excellent conditon, 8 months old. Paid £79 will accept £35.

Golf Clubs & Bag , Dunlop Putter & Snowbee Tutor Chipper , Tutor 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 & 9 Irons, Slazenger 3 Club, Snowbee 7 Club, Howson Prodrive 10 Club, Dunlop 10.5 Club, Regal Golf Bag.  Would suit beginner so if you’re thinking of taking up golf they are well worth looking at.  £50 the lot

 

I’m wondering if a) she found out he was cheating over the baby monitor and b) if he knows his golf clubs are going?

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PaulaNo Gravatar January 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm

That is INDEED a bad Christmas. But possibly a profitable new year…
.-= Paula´s last blog ..THE OBLIGATORY HAPPY-TO-BE-SINGLE POST I DO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE TO PROVE I’M HAPPY TO BE SINGLE… =-.

That definitely made me laugh (although I am partially ashamed to admit that!)

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andhariNo Gravatar January 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm

haha someone better buy the wedding dress and cut it all off to make an entire new clothes!
.-= andhari´s last blog ..Too Caught Up in High School? =-.

I know!! I don’t think I could ever buy a wedding dress someone has already worn or even just planned to wear!! To weird!!

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P TNo Gravatar January 12, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Heartbreaking…! The guy surely cheated on her!
.-= P T´s last blog ..Life On The Rocks =-.

You’ve got to wonder!

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LiLuNo Gravatar January 12, 2010 at 9:51 pm

Oh. Oh my god.

I’m trying not to laugh at someone’s obvious misfortune, but that is HILARIOUS.
.-= LiLu´s last blog ..B Tells You What To Do With Your Life, Part I =-.

Hehe, it’s terrible isn’t it!? I felt bad for highlighting it in a post, but the other part of me died laughing inside. I think it was the baby monitor and gold clubs that really did it! I’ll check back in a day or two and see if she’s listed anything else. Maybe I’ll give her a call hehe xx

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AlyssaNo Gravatar January 13, 2010 at 10:42 am

HAHAHA that poor lady…. but funny for us!!
.-= Alyssa´s last blog ..Dear future boyfriend/fiance/husband. =-.

I know!! It’s terrible! But also funny!

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LaurenNo Gravatar January 13, 2010 at 7:33 pm

Hilarious!! This post had me in stitches!!

I found you through Cheryl, so glad I did!

Thanks!! I thought I’d lost my funny somewhere, but it would appear it was just hiding out for a while! I will be sure to check out your blog!!

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