Sleepless Nights

February 17, 2011

Do you ever go to bed early on a Sunday evening thinking that it might help the week go smoother?  Except it’s 10pm and you’re in bed and you can’t sleep because there’s, what sounds like, a B52 bomber sleeping next to you and all you want to do is put a pillow over its [...]

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Do You Ever Think the World / Technology is Ganging Up On You

February 7, 2011

GANGING.  Not GAGGING.  What’s wrong with you?  Sheesh!  Pervert. Anyhow, the world is literally killing me right now.  My laptop dies every hour, at least, in amongst it freezing or having what I only describe as seizures.  Seriously.  It needs to be medicated. So my laptop’s issues (it’s like a highly sensitive pubescent teenager girl) [...]

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Remember That Time I Sent an International Parcel and it Took 9 Weeks to Arrive…As Opposed to 5 Days!?

February 5, 2011

That’s unrelated.  So anyway… Someone made a comment to me recently about how great it must to be British.  I was a little confused to say the least.  Like really?  Did you REALLY mean that?  It’s cold, it’s like a little island compared to most countries and with the amount of people living here illegally [...]

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I’m 70% joking…..okay!?

January 30, 2011

I buy my lottery tickets online.  Because, you know, I’m far too busy to go to a store and get them.  Unlikely.  Whatever.  But maybe it’s really because if I win anything I get an email every Sunday morning to tell me so.  But it’s a bad email because it never tells me what I’ve [...]

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If We Were Friends, The Shorter Edition III

January 27, 2011

I would oneday ask you if you have any knowledge about Intranet software as it could be good to implement some on something we would be working on. You would say “WTF is intranet” and I would explain, in brief. To which you would tell me that, “in that case“, you know what it was, [...]

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Lose Weight the Easy Way…my ass!

January 25, 2011

The delights of an impromptu 2 day work-week…and those delights are so much better when the 2 days you have to work are a Monday and Friday – I like 3-day weekends that come between the M and F of the week! So I took some days off to get productive.  And seeing as though I [...]

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Do You Give Yourself Enough Credit?

January 23, 2011

I don’t. It really is that simple.  No, seriously! A few weeks ago someone questioned a job I do.  Not like “wow, you do that!?”, but like “WTF, how did you get that?”. When things like that happen my first instinct is to put myself down and go along with it, because making a joke [...]

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If We Were Friends, The Short Edition I

January 15, 2011

If we were friends and you were struggling with a piece of coding…. I would advise you that there was no solution if the one you were trying wouldn’t work. I’d go on to tell you that I tried the same thing a million years ago and the only solution I came up with was [...]

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