Lose Weight the Easy Way…my ass!

January 25, 2011

The delights of an impromptu 2 day work-week…and those delights are so much better when the 2 days you have to work are a Monday and Friday – I like 3-day weekends that come between the M and F of the week! So I took some days off to get productive.  And seeing as though I [...]

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Do You Give Yourself Enough Credit?

January 23, 2011

I don’t. It really is that simple.  No, seriously! A few weeks ago someone questioned a job I do.  Not like “wow, you do that!?”, but like “WTF, how did you get that?”. When things like that happen my first instinct is to put myself down and go along with it, because making a joke [...]

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If We Were Friends, The Short Edition I

January 15, 2011

If we were friends and you were struggling with a piece of coding…. I would advise you that there was no solution if the one you were trying wouldn’t work. I’d go on to tell you that I tried the same thing a million years ago and the only solution I came up with was [...]

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2010 In Photos – Powered by My iPhone!

December 29, 2010

A small snapshot of the 1500+ photos on my iPhone (thanks to a drunken moment in the sea with my beloved camera…R.I.P) from 2010! Listening to:  Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie (Part II) Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to [...]

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Raise Your Weapon

December 21, 2010

Listening to:  Deadmau5 – Raise Your Weapon Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

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If We Were Friends, We Would Discuss Porn (At Every Opportunity).

December 12, 2010

Near Christmas, when my laptop is giving out on me (not putting out), you would suggest that you are going to ask people to donate money to you instead of giving you Christmas presents.  I’d tell you, in no uncertain terms that you cannot do this…because I cannot do this! You’d say you are requesting [...]

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If We Were Friends, I Would Be Having Sex With Eminem

November 30, 2010

Mid-way through a conversation I would just drop in, unexpectedly, that I wish to have sex with Eminem.  You would high-5 me for my excellent choice in men. I’d say that I’d be happy with just a one time sexual encounter and request you try and arrange this for me as a Christmas gift.  You’d [...]

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If We Were Friends – I’d Send You Photos…Regularly

November 24, 2010

Of almost pointless things, but you’d probably understand them. I’d send you this And, thinking you were intelligent, I’d assume you knew it meant that I’d visited the post office as your birthday is soon. But instead you’d dissect the whole photo…one…piece…at…a…time! You’d start with the top right corner and you’d say “look at the [...]

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