Cheryl is one of my top 5 favourite blogger and an excellent emailer! Grab a cup of tea and a slice of cake and get ready for Cheryl to discuss Juno, losing her virginity…
If your blogging life were to be made into a movie, which celebrity would play you? For extra credit which other bloggers would feature and who would they be played by?
First of all, this blog should never get made into a movie because that would just be a terrible mistake, and I’d be responsible for single-handedly ruining Hollywood, although I guess they already fucked themselves over when they decided that Hugh Grant had any musical talent, and made Music & Lyrics, which deserves an Oscar for “worst movie ever”. And now that I think about it, since Hollywood is already ruined, I’m thinking that making this blog into a big motion picture would be a fucking fantastic idea, and I’m going to have to email HBO or Hollywood, or whoever the hell is in charge there, and get the ball rolling on this one. And then I’m going to send a tweet to Ellen Page (and I assume she has Twitter because that’s how famous people talk to their fans, and yes, I would know) because I’m pretty sure that Juno-pregnancy drama=me.
You know that time you were in jail? What was it for?
I stabbed some asshole for stealing my cookie.
Kidding.
Sort of.
But no really, if you stole my cookie, I would probably stab you.
I’m sorry that you asked me this question because my jail story is very anti-climatic considering I was only there for 20 minutes and nothing even happened to me, and it was very much not like Oz at all, which leads me to believe that TV shows about jail are complete bullshit and do not mirror the real jail experience- not that I wanted to get ass raped in jail, but I’m just saying.
Way back when, I hung out with a “not so awesome” crowd, and I used to date this guy who smoked like a chimney, kissed like a donkey, drove a Porsche, and had an unlimited supply of daddy’s cash- basically, your typical Gen Y Asian dude. One night we were at a club, and for no reason other than the fact that the guy’s a douchebag, he just beats up this kid, and this kid is like, bleeding and whatever and I’m freaking out, and the cops come, and I’m standing in between the guy and the kid, and so the cops think I’m an accomplice, and all of a sudden I’m cuffed, and on my way to the slammer. It was fine though because the station served free Starbucks coffee which I thought was hilarious because you know,the police are all governmental, and the government is Communist, and here they are serving Starbucks coffee, which is pretty much as Capitalist/Western as it gets, and I even pointed it out to the officer who just stared at me like I wasn’t making sense at all. Y’all drinking Starbucks!
Imagine you could go back to the age of five and relive the rest of your life, knowing everything that you know now. You will re-experience your entire adolescence with both the cognitive ability of an adult and the memories of everything you’ve learned form having lived your life previously. Would you lose your virginity earlier or later than you did the first time around (and by how many years)?
Well I guess if I could go back, I wouldn’t have been drunk the first time I lost my virginity because that was fucking stupid, although I did lose it to my boyfriend who I had been dating for a year, and I was 18 so you know, life’s a trade-off.
You have won a prize. The prize has two options, and you can choose either (but not both). The first option is a year in Europe with a monthly spend of $2,000. The second option is ten minutes on the moon with the most amazing Starbucks you’ve ever tasted. Which option do you select?
Probably the trip to Europe. I have a thing about gravity and coffee- I like to my feet to be on flat surface when drinking it. Also, I watched Apollo 13, and I’m pretty sure that space coffee (amazing Starbucks or not) would come in a plastic tube, and I don’t know how enthused I’d be about drinking tube coffee.
If you could change any one of your past decisions, which would it be?
I wouldn’t have wiggled my way out of my mother’s arms when I was child, and fallen on my head.
I’m kidding.
Although I understand that my blog proves otherwise.
..anyway. Nothing. Everything that I’ve done or that has happened to me, has made me into the person I am today, and I love myself a whole lot.
You’re skydiving and you realize your parachute isn’t opening. You’re definitely going to die when you hit the ground. What would you think about/do for the last 5 minutes?
Honestly?
I’d probably be thinking “HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE!” while screaming hysterically. I think that’s what most people would do… but knowing me, right after thinking “shit I’m going to fucking die”, I might wonder if I locked the door to my house or where I got my last cup of coffee. I don’t know, lots of my thoughts go through my head in 5 minutes.
If you could trade places with someone for a day, who would that person be?
My boyfriend. I want to know what it’s like to live with me for a day. He must have the patience of a saint. You guys only have to listen to me ramble about irrelevant shit once a day. He has to listen to it ALL day.
If I come back to you at the start of 2011, what do you hope to have achieved and where do you hope to be by then?
Yeah, you know what, I don’t set a lot of yearly goals for myself mostly because I know I’m a huge procrastinator, but if I’m going to set one goal for myself this year, it’s to actually get off my ass and pursue a real career in publishing instead of just whining to my mom about how I’m not doing what I love, but not actually going out to do anything about it. So yeah, by 2011, I hope to be a writer!
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Previous participants:
Andhari – Insomniac Lolita
High Heel Gal – High Heel Diaries
Cheryl – Starbucks Break
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I just read my responses, and I’m pretty sure I’m retarded.
.-= Cheryl´s last blog ..My interview with Jen in which I talk about tube coffee, jail, and other random shit. =-.
Cheryl is too good…:P u enjoyed starbucks in jail…terrific!!!
.-= Ravan´s last blog ..The four powers of woman!!! =-.
Not sure whether some of Cheryl’s ANSWERS made me laugh more or her comment on the post!
.-= Paula´s last blog ..WHERE IN THE WORLD WEDNESDAY: SEARCHING FOR LEPRECHAUNS . . . IN THE BOTTOM OF A PINT GLASS??? =-.
Hehehe…
They serve coffee in jail
. You know i would have been thinking the same if i knew i would crash in like 5 mins 
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.-= Harini´s last blog ..Random Rambling-1 =-.
This is why you’re awesome, Cheryl. And those are fantastic questions, Jen. Haha.
Gen Y asian dudes..my goodness I know way too much about them.
LOOOL!!! She always cracks me up.
Ad I’m like totally new here but it seems like fun
Welcome to the madhouse!
Oh God…when I do this, my answers are going to be so boring!!!
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