I have the mentality of a 6 year old boy when it comes to anything rude. I’m a proper giggler and cannot help myself. My dad often says rude words just to make me laugh (and to prove that I am extremely childish!). Now, by “rude” I don’t mean swear words, I mean the likes of penis (a word I love to hate), boobs (can you see me smiling as I type?) and anything that’s generally naughty. Near my house we have a place called Shag Rock – I frequently tell my dad I would like to live at Shag Rock and it’s quite handy because my parents know the owners of Shag Rock House – seriously, I WANT THIS HOUSE! It wouldn’t matter to me whether it was stripped of its 9 bedrooms, a swimming pool and amazing sea views, it could be a house in a shanty town as long as it was called Shag rock House I would have it!
Are you getting a good picture of my inner child? She’s definitely a dirty one.
This post is coming from yesterday. Whilst driving along with a friend, following a slight break in conversation, I pipe up…
Me: I wish we had a friend called Virginia
Friend: Why? (laughing)
Me: Because I could call her Vadge
Friend: Why don’t you just call her Gynie, in fact, Jenny sounds a bit like Gynie so we could just call you Gynie
Me: Speechless because I’m crying with laughter trying not to crash the car!
NB if you don’t get the “gynie” reference then you need to watch this!
The whole clip creeps me out a bit – it’s the freaky hand that does it!! My sister insists on approaching me trying to make her hand look crazy quite often! The mashed potato bit is hilariously disgusting as is when he “bastes” the turkey. But my favouritest bit in the whole wide word is the “penie’s and the gynie’s”.
That completes my Monday post – hope you were able to giggle and not just feel nautious!
This is the first time I’ve ever done this but I actually have a post planned out for every day this week (let’s hope there’s no catastrophe!) and i can tell you now that there are 2 particularly funny ones!! Stayed tuned! xx
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I’m smiling too reading that! I would have hated to be on the road with you laughing that hard lol x
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I had the jaw dropped holy shit face happening while watching that clip. I had to make the madness stop.
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Lol, try and eat potatoes without thinking of his freaky hand now!! X
Hahaha my kid brother is behind me as I watched that. Luckily he’s too busy playing xbox
possibly the funniest but creepiest thing ever!! Puts you off potatoes for life!