Procrastination is Key

  More coming soon…

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March 19, 2011

Blame it on the Alcohol

Do you ever wake up the morning after the night before and struggle to understand where you left your hangover? This has been happening often lately.  I got out of bed this morning to find 3 empty bottles of wine, an empty Malibu bottle and several other bottles scattered around my kitchen.  Along with 4 [...]

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March 12, 2011

It’s Day’s Like Today

- that you realise just how lucky you are – that you appreciate everyone around you – that you stop whining about all the inconsequential bullsh*t – that you remember just because something isn’t happening on your doorstep that it still has an effect on you – that you realise there are massive drawbacks to [...]

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February 17, 2011

Sleepless Nights

Do you ever go to bed early on a Sunday evening thinking that it might help the week go smoother?  Except it’s 10pm and you’re in bed and you can’t sleep because there’s, what sounds like, a B52 bomber sleeping next to you and all you want to do is put a pillow over its [...]

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That’s unrelated.  So anyway… Someone made a comment to me recently about how great it must to be British.  I was a little confused to say the least.  Like really?  Did you REALLY mean that?  It’s cold, it’s like a little island compared to most countries and with the amount of people living here illegally [...]

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If we were friends I would spend a whole day feeling anxious for you when you’re sad. And at the exact point that I give up with the sympathy and advice, because I’m at a loss for how to make it better, I’ll make you laugh. I’ll send you links to YouTube of songs I [...]

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September 16, 2010

Hi Everyone *waves*

So, I am aware that I’m a super slacker and lack masses of substance lately. But I have issues.  You know that! My funny is wavering a little, except….well….it isn’t. Are we still on the same page?  No?  Ugh! Well, you see, I’ve lost the ability to talk to myself here…in these little post boxes.  [...]

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