Valentines….Schmalentines!

by Jen on February 1, 2010

I hope you read the title properly??


Let’s be blunt.  Valentines day is not my favourite day of the year (although the box hidden away somewhere labelled “old sh*t” may tell you differently (as it’s filled with “old sh*t” from previous boyfriends including numerous valentines day cards).  Anyway, I think Valentine’s day has become way way way too commercialised.


Don’t take this as me being bitter.  I have a boyfriend.  I’ve had a boyfriend (albeit not the same one) for about the last 10 Valentines days!!  Boyfriend = V day card (hmm, that brings a whole other meaning to the day!).


I would deifnitely much prefer a gift (I love gifts) or a card or just a thought (who am I kidding?  It’s all about the gifts!) on any other day of the year (maybe I’m just saying this because my birthday is 2 weeks after Valentines day…but maybe not!).


Due to my general lack of respect for Valentines day I want to send you something…and you’re not even my boyfriend, sex friend or in-the-flesh friend!!  No really, I do.  There’s no catch.  No, I’m not a stalker!  I just want to make you feel good!  It might be big, it might be small…but my mom always said it’s the thought that counts but I never believed her!


So anyway…if you want a gift / card just leave me a comment or shoot me an email at awolat25@gmail.com.


*Your home / postal address will not be shared with anyone (neither will your name…or pretty much any detail I obtain – I wont even Facebook stalk you!).

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pinkjellybabyNo Gravatar February 1, 2010 at 7:06 pm

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I will be getting nothing :( stupid boys
.-= pinkjellybaby´s last blog ..Just Hang on a bit Longer =-.

Yep, boys can definitely be stupid! Email me your address miss! x

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Kelly LNo Gravatar February 1, 2010 at 8:36 pm

I hate Valentine’s Day too. I don’t have the energy to rant about it this year (yet) so I’m glad everyone else is. Hee.

I would not mind a card or goodie though. I don’t even care if you stalk me on facebook. Unless this is all an elaborate masquerade and you are actually a creepy middle-aged man sitting in his parents’ basement in your underwear doing unseemly things to photos of young women on the Internet. In which case, do not stalk me. I might still take a card though.

Hil. Ar. I. Ous!! I love the fact you’ll still take the card!! Email me your address details. P.s I’m totally not capable of masquerades (unless there’s ball gowns and stuff involved…and some sequins), I can’t keep up with myself if I ever lie!

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JessNo Gravatar February 2, 2010 at 3:59 am

You’re too cute!! I wouldn’t mind being mailed something.
.-= Jess´s last blog ..What’s Up With That? =-.

Yes…it’s true…I am adorable? Wait, you didn’t say adorable?

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PaulaNo Gravatar February 2, 2010 at 9:10 am

Me, me, me!!! I want in. :)

My inevitable diatribe against Valentines Day and all it stands for is forthcoming on my blog (once I work up the energy to write it) but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like to receive something for it! :)
.-= Paula´s last blog ..BLOGGER ENVY . . . =-.

Haha. Send your address!

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AndhariNo Gravatar February 2, 2010 at 11:26 am

I’m pretty indifferent with valentine, still enjoy the parties and gifts and chocolates though but I definitely don’t go overboard with it. :D

Your valentines gift shall be on it’s way shortly!! x

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LaurenNo Gravatar February 2, 2010 at 9:39 pm

I WANT ONE!! I will email my address now

By the way, how do you get that cool thing on the bottom of each commenter that shows their last post??
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..Someday I’ll Be Back =-.

Address received!! The comment thing is called Comment Luv (if you use Wordpress it comes in a plugin, but otherwise just Google it and I’m sure it’s simple – I did it so long ago that I can’t remember!!)

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imerikaNo Gravatar February 3, 2010 at 1:15 am

I’ll def be emailing you my address! i LOVE gifts!

btw, i was really into v-day when i was with The Ex but he never EVER wanted to do anything. It bugged me to no end. The last vday we spent together, I had to plan. he sucked.

i’m ot so sure this year. I think I’m kinda over vday…but in the way that is bb doesn’t do something, i’ll prob be a little bummed about it…
.-= imerika´s last blog ..Blog Boy gets refreshingly honest =-.

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PastyNo Gravatar February 5, 2010 at 6:25 pm

Maybe you’d think better of Valentine’s Day if you shared a pasty – what about this feature suggesting a heart shaped valentine’s pasty

Remember a couple that Munch together stay together

Munch on
.-= Pasty´s last blog ..Valentine’s Day – You Aorta Know Better =-.

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