You stop by your parents house on your way to work and your mom makes you a sandwich for lunch. The day started well so you decide to leave your car there and walk to work. The second you step out of the door it starts to rain. It’s okay though. You’ve got a hood on your coat.
Whilst walking to work you can feel your knickers falling down. It’s okay though. You’re wearing trousers. They can only fall so far. You realise that your knickers falling could be an issue because of the VPL (and an upcoming high-rise scaffolding which includes multiple guy construction workers). It’s okay though. You remember you put on a longer coat this morning. Hopefully your knickers aren’t that big that they can still see the VPL through. The coat is pretty thick anyway. You’ll be okay.
On arrival at work you take off your coat and giggle at the fact your knickers did fall down to the point that if you were wearing a skirt they would have been visible out of the bottom (or possibly on the floor). As you’re hoisting the knickers up the lazy way (hand inside trousers) a male colleague enters your office. It’s okay though. Following the conversation you had with said colleague yesterday, re: the gash on his finger and “do they sell butt plugs on eBay?”, there is no need to be embarrassed. Plus, he’s gay (easier for him to understand your predicament). I told you it’d be okay.
Reposition yourself, sit down and eat those sandwiches…it is 09:25 afterall!
True story.
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The lesson to be learned here? Buy smaller knickers!
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I never learn lessons! I was going to say “I’ll probably wear the same ones tomorrow” but I don’t mean it!
I HATE knickers that do that!
It’s super inconvenient!!
hehehe i giggled my way through this i can relate in soooo many ways…damn underwear why doesn’t it let you know its issues BEFORE you leave home SERIOUSLY there should be an app for that!
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I know, right? It’s not like I was just sat around waiting to go to work!! They could’ve tried to fall down prior to me leaving the house!! Damn it!
i had never pictured you with a british accent (even tho I know you had one) until you used the word ‘knickers’ ….and now I love that word. and screw ‘underwear’…I wear knickers.
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Haha!! I use words like “cheers” and “super” too! I’m not sure what else are typically English words! Hope you’ve remembered to put your knickers on today!